How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's