How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay