What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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What does a feminist doorbell say?

Stop-oppressing-me

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.