What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

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What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.