Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.