What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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Toowet Towoo

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Gifted.

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There are poodles everywhere!

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.