What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

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What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

What's the quickest way to a man's heart?

Through the chest plate.

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute?

Whoreigami