Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

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What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet