What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean