What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.