What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

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What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

What is the best "bang for your buck"?

Vaseline.

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Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean