How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic