What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!