What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.