What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel