How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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Where'd you go?

Him: "You meant with you "

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.