Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.