Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

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What do you call 12 enchiladas?

A footilada!

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.