What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do they call it a third eye?

If its on your fourhead?

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.