What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.