Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes