Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?

Don't feed it !

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

M Jokes More M Jokes

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.