How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!