How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.