How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.