When you can pull the pin and throw it back
I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.
Because she already has 315 degrees.
He got turd degree burns.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Pulled pork.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!