How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

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How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!