How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Previous Random Joke Next
Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!