How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.