How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.