How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !