How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment