Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.