Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs?

They can't even

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.