How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese