Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."