Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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Through Frodo-synthesis.

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WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

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What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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Olive 'em!

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Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil?

Really ugly olives.

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."