What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

Humburger Jokes More Humburger Jokes

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !