What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

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Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting