How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock