How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish?

The Vegetarian

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters