How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.