What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

Lower Jokes More Lower Jokes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.