They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
Chemtrails.
Because he got tired.
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Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
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Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
Mourning
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
A: You make me flip my lid.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
