What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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