What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal