What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot