What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

Philosophy Student Jokes More Philosophy Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!