What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy