Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..