Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

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Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !