Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.