How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)