How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

What's J.D. Salingers favorite thing to have in a sandwich?

RYEbread....

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.