How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.