When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

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What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.