When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

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How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.