Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

Hour Ago Jokes More Hour Ago Jokes

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...