Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

Hour Ago Jokes More Hour Ago Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"