Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.