How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!