How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.