How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.