What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"