What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.