What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.