What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

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What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

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What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry