Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case