How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

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He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

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When's your birthday?

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How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

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