Lady Gaga Jokes

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.

How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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P-p-p-poke her face.

Who is a golfers favorite singer?

birdy :P

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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It pokes holes in condoms.

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What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What do you call a half-length lightsabre?

A slightsabre

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.