Lady Gaga Jokes

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.

How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

Seashell Jokes More Seashell Jokes

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Po Jokes More Po Jokes

How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

Poker Face Jokes More Poker Face Jokes

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

I'm a big fan.

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy