When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

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When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

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