What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...