What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...