How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.