How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if someone is ticklish?

Testicles.

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes?

Bike-curious

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!