How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

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When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know