How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

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How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.