How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you