How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

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How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

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What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten