What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus