What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !