What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

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What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.