How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

What did the black man get on his SAT's?

BBQ sause.

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So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.